The Love Languages of…Your Shower
The Love Languages…of Your Shower
Love languages aren’t just for relationships—they apply to your shower routine, too! Whether you’re a quick-rinse minimalist or a luxurious bath enthusiast, your shower says a lot about your self-care style. So, let’s break down the Love Languages of Your Shower and see where you fit in!
Words of Affirmation: Hyping Yourself Up in the Shower
If you’re the type to belt out power ballads, recite daily affirmations, or give yourself a pep talk while shampooing, this one’s for you! Maybe you’re channeling your inner Taylor Swift or Sabrina Carpenter; we don’t judge, you sound just like them. Or perhaps you’re giving yourself a Rocky-style pep talk, your shower is your stage, and no one can tell you otherwise. We love it, we respect it, and keep being you.
Acts of Service: The ‘Let Me Do Everything in Here’ Shower
Do you multitask in the shower like a boss? Deep conditioning, exfoliating, shaving, and contemplating life’s biggest mysteries, and planning your day all in one go. First, let me say you are a true superhero. Second, it's understood that it's likely out of necessity. Your love language is acts of service— for yourself and those in your circle.
Receiving Gifts: The Shower Product Collector
Suppose your shower shelf looks like a high-end beauty store aisle, congratulations! You express love through receiving gifts—in the form of endless body washes, fancy scrubs, and expensive shampoos you saw on TikTok. If you’ve ever said to yourself, “I don’t neeeeed another shower gel, but this one has less bad stuff and is hydrating. So clearly, I need it.” Continue to treat yourself.
4. Quality Time: The Long, Hot Shower Enthusiast
If you view your shower as your sacred escape from reality, your love language is quality time. You’re in the shower way past the acceptable water usage limit, savoring every second of warmth and peace. You keep telling yourself, “It hasn’t been that long, the water is still hot.” Look, I’ve been there...it’s me. You’re not hiding from your family; you’re practicing self-care. Keep prioritizing the deep cleaning your body needs.
5. Physical Touch: The Exfoliation Expert
If your shower routine includes a deep, satisfying scrub, your love language is physical touch—but for your skin! You believe exfoliation is an art, the way you swirl your favorite body scrubber is not only efficient but scientific mastery. You ensure every spec of dirt and dead skin cells are removed with every scrub. Smooth, healthy skin=happiness. Enough said.
6. The Obbi: The Efficiency Meets Luxury Shower
But wait, aren’t there only five love languages…we think you will love our scrubbers so much a sixth has entered the equation. If you want the best clean with the most suds, less effort, and the least cash, then your shower love language is Obbi. You believe that a great shower should be simple, economical, and effective, giving you soft, refreshed skin without the hassle of several expensive exfoliators. But can I tell you a secret? Obbi is an add-on love language that goes hand in hand with the rest. No matter your shower love language, we believe our products are a great match for you.
At the end or beginning of the day, taking care of yourself is the ultimate form of self-love. Relationships are meant to last long, not your loofah.
